8 weeks agoThis morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous young blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I`m a big believer in bartering, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo `ya got?"