8/23/2019 2:45:55 PM

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow`s final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member`s death. One smart ass, male student said "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".

8/23/2019 2:18:12 PM

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 25-75% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC (Private First Class) who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

8/22/2019 6:51:45 PM

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully "Give me one last request, dear" he said.
"Of course, John" his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die" John said "I want you to marry Bob".
"But I thought you hated Bob?" she said.
With his last breath John said "I do!"

8/20/2019 3:27:23 PM

Never hurts to have your own trailer, VT. They come in handy sometimes.

8/20/2019 1:45:08 PM

Actually the trailer that I took , I bought the Saturday before leaving for Sturgis, my bike would not fit on the trailer I borrowed and repainted. So I bought a 5x10 trailer with two foot mesh sides, I got as much rust off it as I could with wire brush and wire brush wheel for cordless drill. Then I repainted it with rustoleum and power washed the floorboards and put two coats of thompsons water seal on the boards.
Anyway this trailer was 700 lbs empty weight and then a 900 lb. motorcycle so I was pulling 1600 lbs plus luggage. So It put a work out on the v6 in the caddy. Seems like it was changing gears every 30 seconds most of the trip. So now I have a nice trailer anytime I choose to haul my bike or anything else anywhere, and won`t have to worry about borrowing one from anyone else.

8/20/2019 10:24:17 AM

Nope, it really does not matter. But you`re the guy that showed us pics of the trailer and how you had fixed it up, etc. and (might or might not use it for the trip).

I can relate to losing gas milage via pulling a trailer. my old pickup milage would cut in half sometimes when pulling the bike trailer.

8/19/2019 6:38:39 PM

No biggy if you drove. Being comfortable counts for something. I`ve done 6-700 mile days and I don`t remember getting a special badge or patch. I will continue to do that but have no problem driving either.

8/19/2019 6:35:14 PM

LOL Sounds about right!

8/19/2019 2:33:32 PM

At least it gave you a reason to stop for a water and a snack. Hope you had a great trip though. I also hope to see you in October. Hope number three is that you found a decent woman with no baggage.

8/19/2019 2:27:21 PM

This is really GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/19/2019 1:28:37 PM

Does it really matter Moscooter??????

I pulled the bike with the Cadillac, it sucked gas like a whale swallowing plankton!!!!!!!!!

8/19/2019 1:26:12 PM

Good one
EOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

enjoyed that, sounds true enough to, womans scorn you know...…….lol

8/17/2019 11:49:46 PM

hahahaha

8/17/2019 12:13:28 PM

Its amazing that everyone walked away. He has been lucky.

8/17/2019 7:00:08 AM

So VT........Did ya end up taking the Caddy and the trailer or did u ride out.