7/21/2017 11:38:19 AM

Hey Springer! Don`t be a stranger.

7/21/2017 9:32:47 AM

Figured I would say Hi to the same 3 forum members that were posting here 2.5 years ago. See you in a few more years. Ride safe!

7/20/2017 9:51:24 PM

Maybe it`s me! Hahaha

7/20/2017 9:49:46 PM

Howdy Screwball. Glad you are back in riding shape. Bionic Biker! LOL
Sometimes I`m here by myself. Hopefully folks will chime in and liven the place up a bit! I try but it`s hard.

7/20/2017 8:05:29 PM

Damn, go away for a couple of weeks and nobody posts anymore. After my back surgery in February I learned how bad my right hip hurt. BINGO, 5th of May I got a new hip. Stayed off my Freewheeler for 3 weeks, and I`m back in the saddle again.

Back hurt so much I barely felt the bad hip. When Back was fixed I found out a lot of the pain I was feeling was my right hip. All that is gone now! Wearing a knee brace now.....

72 and falling apart, what else could an old biker ask for

7/19/2017 7:59:20 PM

Years ago, a young Navy Pilot was injured while ejecting from his A-4 Skyhawk due to engine failure during a catapault shot from the carrier, but due to the heroics of rescue helicopter crew and the ship`s hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn`t physically
impaired, he remained on flight status and eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance.
One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff. The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" The Master Chief answered, "Why, yes, Admiral. I couldn`t help but
notice that you are missing your starboard ear, so I don`t know whether this impacts your hearing on that side."
The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his office.
The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question, answered, "Well yes, Sir, you seem to be short one ear." The Admiral threw him out as well.
The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question. "Do you notice anything different about me?"
To his surprise, the Sergeant Major said, "Yes Sir. You wear contact lenses."
The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine. "And just how would you know that?" the Admiral asked.
The Sergeant Major replied: "Well, sir, it`s pretty hard to wear glasses with only one ear.

7/18/2017 10:09:29 PM

While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside.

The biker began a conversation . . . .
Biker: “Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”
Farmer: “Dogs don’t talk.”
Biker: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “Doin’ alright.”
Farmer: Look of shock.
Biker: “Is this your owner?” pointing at the Farmer.
Dog: “Yep.”
Biker: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the river once a week to play.”
Farmer: Look of total disbelief.
Biker: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Farmer: “Horses don’t talk.”
Biker: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Farmer: Extreme look of shock.
Biker: “Is this your owner? ” pointing at the Farmer.
Horse: “Yessiree Bob.”
Biker: “How’s he treating you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.”
Farmer: Total look of utter amazement.
Biker: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Farmer: “The sheep is a liar.”

7/18/2017 6:15:27 PM

GOOD ONE DAVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/18/2017 4:02:48 PM

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, “This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1-2-3.’ When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.”
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, “How do I stop the medicine from working?”
“Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,`” the medicine man responded, “but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”
The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, “1-2-3!”
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked, “What was the 1-2-3 for?”
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

7/16/2017 12:34:48 PM

Good One .......

7/16/2017 12:32:50 PM

I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE. HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

7/16/2017 12:29:21 PM

CUTE ONE ///////////////

7/16/2017 12:26:38 PM

HOW VERY TRUE .............

7/15/2017 3:22:17 AM

7/14/2017 9:47:10 PM

Four surgeons were sitting around on lunch break, discussing what kinds of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order.”
The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is numbered and organized.”
The third surgeon said, “I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color-coded.”
The fourth surgeon said, “No, no, operating on politicians is clearly the best, and also really easy.”
The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied, “Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable.”