2/17/2019 11:59:29 PM

chirp chirp

2/17/2019 2:53:43 PM

Cricket. Cricket.

2/13/2019 9:06:13 PM

It`s been hit or miss here lately.

2/13/2019 5:47:12 PM

Glad to see you are still around VT>

2/13/2019 5:45:55 PM

Plus - here in Myrtle Beach - my dealer must have at least 250 used bikes - he is also the Charleston dealer with many used bikes. H-D got themselves way way oversold and like the building problem it will be a number of years before the existing inventory gets used up.

2/13/2019 4:47:07 PM

Hey guys, I didn`t go away it would just not let me on here for at least the past two or three weeks, I thought the site was done for. But I am glad it is still here.

2/13/2019 4:43:50 PM

Now that is some funny schitt there, but sadly mostly true.

2/13/2019 4:40:43 PM

Hello Hello, I thought this place was a goner. I have tried to log onto here numerous times the past couple of weeks with no luck.

And not steeling your post BITWA, that is a funny joke, I think Mcg sends me that one at least once every six months...HA! Ha! lol

2/12/2019 9:12:27 PM

Hahaha

2/12/2019 6:59:09 PM

A limo is driving late at night when suddenly a cow wanders into the road.The limo hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.

Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, "I`m Nancy Pelosi`s chauffeur, and I`ve just killed the old cow."

Don`t you just love a story with a happy ending?

2/12/2019 12:14:30 AM

LOL

2/11/2019 6:43:06 PM

Apparently the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles. Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn`t buying any at all.

A recent study was done to find out why? Here are the reasons why Millennials don`t ride motorcycles:

1. Pants won`t pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.
2. Can`t get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.
3. Can`t use 2 hands to eat while driving.
4. They don`t get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.
5. Don`t have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.
6 Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.
7. Motorcycles don`t have air conditioning.
8. They can`t afford one because they spent 12 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities, Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available.
9. They are allergic to fresh air.
10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.
11. They might get their hands dirty checking the oil.
12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen.
13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch.
14. It`s too hard to take selfies while riding.
15. They don`t come with training wheels like their bicycles did.
16. Motorcycles don`t have power steering or power brakes.
17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield.
18. They would have to use leg muscle to back up.
19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.
20. It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.
21. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy.
22. Can`t get the motorcycle down the basement stairs of their parent`s home.

2/11/2019 4:21:23 PM

2/11/2019 4:18:17 PM

Do they really do this stuff with mirrors now????

2/11/2019 4:06:05 PM

Me too,I thought this site was dead and buried.