August 18, 2002Old Luke lived so far out in the country that he rarely ever saw his neighbors. One day, while he was sitting on his porch, a man rode up on a horse.
"Howdy neighbor", the man said, "My name is Jim Bob". I just bought the property over to the East". "I wanted to invite you to a party that I'm havin' tonight."
Ole Luke looks at the man and says, "What kind of party?" Jim Bob replies, "Oh, it'll be a hum-dinger. There's gonna be some drinking, some dancin', some fightin' and some FXXXXXX (sexin')".
Ole Luke says, "Hell man, that sounds like my kind of party." What should I bring?" Jim Bob replies, "Nothin' neighbor, It's just gonna be you and me."