August 20, 2002Today's Joke
The actor's agent finally gets him a part. It is only one line - "Hark I hear a cannon." He practices the line and tells his parents and friends he has a part and his role has him say - Hark I hear a cannon. When he arrives at the theater the guard asks who he is. He replies the guy who says - Hark I hear a cannon. The guard let's him in.The makeup people also want to know who he is and he says I am the guy who says- Hark I hear a cannon. He gets the cue to go on stage. The cannon goes off and he says - what the hell was that!