June 19, 2003A Tennessee farmer was driving down the road in his old pickup when a New Yorker in a Cadillac rushes up behind him. The Yankee is in a terrible hurry and tries to pass on the two lane mountain road. As he does, an oncoming car causes them both to run off into the ditch. The yankee starts to cuss the old man terribly and tell the farmer what an idiot he is . The farmer just leans on his truck and listens. When the Yankee finally stops fussing at him, the farmer tells the yankee that he is too wound up and should relax some. He reaches into his pickup and produces a jug of moonshine. He offers the yankee a drink and the yankee takes a pull. The yankee is really impressed with the 'shine so the farmer tells him to take another pull. After the yankee has a few drinks, he calms down and asks the old man if he will have a drink with him. The old man says yessir, I think I will. Right after the Tennessee Highway Patrol finishes investigating this accident...
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July 20, 2003Being a West Virginia resident, and a motorcycle rider, I can really appreciate this. Good one.