June 25, 2003.....are playing cards when one of the husbands spills his drink on the floor. As he's down cleaning it up, he notices the other wife isn't wearing panties. Startled, he hits his head on the table and has to go the the kitchen for ice. The other wife comes in to help and asks if he liked what he saw. He concurs, so she invites him to come over the next afternoon while her husband's at work. The catch, he needs to bring her $500. The next day the first husband shows up as planned and the two have wild sex all afternoon. He hands her $500 and leaves. The other husband comes home around dinner and asks if the first husband happened to stop by that day. His wife hesitantly says a cautious "yes". The husband asks if the first husband gave her $500, to which the guilty wife admits he did. Instead of being upset though, the second husband smiles and looks relieved. The wife feels very guilty and asks how her husband can be so calm, believing he knows everything. The husband says..."Well, he stopped by my office this morning and asked to borrow $500 and that he'd pay it back this afternoon and would leave it with you". (smart guy)
June 25, 2003As they say on Monster Garage, "FREEBIE!"