September 11, 2003A man strolls up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and meets Saint Peter. St. Peter ask the man "what honorable things have you done in your life"? The man answers, "once I was on a motorcycle trip in the Black Hills of South Dakota near Sturgis and I came across a group of bully bikers harassing a woman. I pulled over to protect the womans dignity and told them to leave her alone. The bullies stopped for a second and told me to "get lost". I then went up to the biggest, dirtiest, most heavily tatooed biker, pulled out his nose ring, threw it on the ground, and told him, "in order to get to her you'll have to go through me first." Amazed at the mans courage St. Peter asked, "when did this happen"? The man replied, "just a few minutes ago."
September 12, 2003Same one as "A Little Biker Humor", posted Aug 08.