October 18, 2003

At the International Brewer's Conference, the representatives for Budweiser, Coors and Guinness went out to have drink together. Once they were seated, their waitress asked them what they would like to drink.

The Bud rep said, "I'll have a Budweiser!"

The Coors rep said, "I'll have a Coors!"

The Guinness rep said, "I'll have iced tea, please."

After the waitress left, his competitors ribbed him about not supporting his brand, to which he replied, "Well, I thought about ordering a Guinness, but I figured if you guys weren't drinking beer, I wouldn't either!"