October 31, 2003A guy got off work on Friday, but instead of going home, spent the whole weekend out riding with his bros and spending his whole paycheck.
When he finally dragged in on Sunday night, the wife laid in to him. After a couple hours of berrating and nagging she said "How would you like it if I didn't come home for three days?"
To which he replied, "That'd be fine with me!"
Monday came and went, he didn't see his wife. Tuesday, then Wednesday, still he didn't see his wife. Thursday morning, the swelling went down just enough that he could barely see her out of his left eye.
Stay vertical - Ted