November 17, 2003Secret files have just been discovered which report how the Bush - Gore presidential election was really settled. No one could make any sence or agree what should be done with the Florida ballots. Governor Ventura invited the canidates to Minnesota and proposed a plan. Each, George Bush and Al Gore, were to go fishing for 3 days at a private and secluded northern Minnesota lake. The one who caught the most fish would win the presidentcy. All thought this would be fair since they were both basically "country raised boys" and knew how to fish. They flipped a coin to see who would go first. Gore won. On the first day Gore did not catch any fish. On the second day, he still didn't get any. On the third day, nothing again. It was now Bush's turn. On the first day out he caught 10 fish. Gore was astonished. On the second day out Bush caught 12 more fish. Gore couldn't believe it. He was sure he must be cheating and planned to follow and spy on him the next day. On the third day Bush caught 15 fish. Gore was livid. He proclaimed, "He cheated. I saw him. He cut a hole in the ice."
November 18, 2003Sad, but it could have happened...LOL