November 19, 2003

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said "Iwant to get one of those dayvorces." The lawyer said "Do you have any grounds?" The farmersaid "Yes,I got 40 acres." The lawyer said, "No, you dont understand, do you have a suit? The farmer said, "Yes I got a suit, I wears it to church on sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere." The lawyer said, "No i mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes I got a grudge, That's where i parks the John Deere." The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No we both get up at 4:30." The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want's a dayvorce.