March 20, 2007On his walk home from the bar, this guy finds a loose sheep. As he approaches it it says hello. Amazed, the man proceeds to have a long conversation with it, and takes it home so he can show everyone
his unbelievable find. Upon entering the kitchen, his wife is sitting there waiting. Where the hell have you been, she yells. Ignoring her, he says, this is the pig I've been having sex with. Are you crazy, she screams. And that's not a pig, it's a sheep you moron. The man says, shut up, I'm not talking to you!