April 5, 2007Subject: FW: Heavens Interview
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked
him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw
it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the s#&t out of
all of you !"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."