April 8, 2007Just got this and thought it was great. Wished it would have ended with the groom ridding off in the sunset alone on his HD
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was
an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open
their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex w ith the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them
weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just
standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to
his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay ove r $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has
balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant weddin g reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of
Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......"