April 13, 2007> Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she
> tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
> Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing
> pulled her out of the water.
> She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
> The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland ." Hillary says, "No
> problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
> The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan 's." Hillary
> says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
> The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and
> stereo headset!"
> Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like
> you're handicapped."
> The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."