April 16, 2007A man walked into a bar in Lexington, Kentucky and ordered a drink.
While he was sitting at the bar watching T.V., one of Hillary's
political ads came on. After it went off, he announced to
everyone, "Hillary is a horse's ass!"
The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about
18 inches long and hit the man square across the head, knocking him
off his stool and onto the floor.
After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and
said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was Hillary
"It's not!" replied the bartender. "This is horse country".