April 18, 2007Three old men, a 80 year old, a 90 year old, and a 100 year old are sitting around a nursing home bitching about who's ailments are the worst.
The 80 year old say's "Man, I wake up every morning and feel like I'm going to piss all over myself. I go and stand in front of the toilet for 20 minutes and nothing. I can't pee to save my life."
The 90 year old man say's, "That ain't nothing, every morning I wake up and it feels like i'm gonna crap all over myself. I scramble to the bathroom and sit down on the toilet and I sit and I sit and I sit till my feet go numb, and I can't crap to save my life."
The 100 year old guy say's, "Every morning around 5 am I take a healthy piss, at about 6:30 I take a healthy crap, My only problem is I never wake up before 8 oclock!"