April 20, 2007A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came
> upon an
> Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
> On the opposite side of the road was a U.S. Marine in a similar, but
> serious state.
> The Marine was conscious and alert and first aid was given to both men.
> The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine
> reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
> here, and
> coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and
> both took
> cover in the ditches along the road."
> "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife
> scumbag, and he
> yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing
> democrat drunk."
> "So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
> mean-spirited *******! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so
> Hillary Clinton!"
> "And, there we were.... in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
> when a
> truck hit us"