March 29, 2011
Two good ol` boys up in the Kentucky hills were sitting on the front porch
talking one afternoon over a cold beer, and after getting off of work at the local coal mine.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If I was to sneak over to your
trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin`, and
she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don`t know `bout kin, but it`d make us even."