December 10, 2011A woman (married three times) walked into a bridal shop one day and told the
sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
`Of course, madam,` replied the sales clerk, `exactly what type and color
dress are you looking for?`
The bride-to-be said: `A long frilly white dress with a veil.`
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, `Please don`t take this the
wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for
brides who are being married the first time---for those who are a bit more
innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?`
`Well,` replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk`s directness,
`I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it
or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time
bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died
as we were checking into our hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our
way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never
spoke to each other again.`
`What about your third husband?` asked the sales clerk.
`That one was a Democrat,` said the woman, `and every night for four years,
he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be,
but nothing ever happened.`