February 16, 2012Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell `crocodile?`
TEACHER: No, that`s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it`s H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn`t have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I`m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ` I. `
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, `I am.`
MILLIE: All right... `I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.`
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father`s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn`t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don`t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on `My Dog` is exactly the same as your brother`s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It`s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
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