6 weeks agoTwo Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, `I can`t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We`re the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don`t get it.`
`Well,` said the big Croc, `What have you been eating?`
`Politicians, same as you,` replied the small Croc.
`Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?`
`On the other side of the river near the Parliament car park in Pretoria.
`Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?` asked the big Croc.
`Well, I crawl up under one of their big Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat `em!`
`Ah!` says the big Crocodile, `I think I see your problem. You`re not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a Politician, there`s nothing much left but an azzhole with a briefcase.