9 weeks agoA mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. â€śMother, where do babies come from?â€ť The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, â€śWell dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.â€ť The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, â€śThat means the daddy puts his ***** in the mommyâ€™s vagina. Thatâ€™s how you get a baby, honey.â€ť The child seems to comprehend. â€śOh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddyâ€™s ***** in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?â€ť â€śJewelry, my dear. Jewelry.â€ť
Freedom is not just another word, it is riding my harley down the road with the wind in my face.
9 weeks agoLOL
Freedom isn`t free. If you can read this, thank a Teacher. If it`s in ENGLISH, Thank a VET! The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.....
9 weeks agoI Love It Randy. How true.