4 weeks agoA family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, â€śDad, how many kinds of boobs are there?â€ť The father, surprised, answers, â€śWell, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a womanâ€™s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.â€ť â€śOnions?â€ť the son asks. â€śYes. You see them and they make you cry.â€ť This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, â€śMom, how many different kinds of willies are there?â€ť The mother smiles and says, â€śWell, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, itâ€™s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, itâ€™s like a Christmas tree.â€ť â€śA Christmas tree?â€ť the daughter asks. â€śYes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.â€ť
Freedom is not just another word, it is riding my harley down the road with the wind in my face.
4 weeks agoLOL
Freedom isn`t free. If you can read this, thank a Teacher. If it`s in ENGLISH, Thank a VET! The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.....
4 weeks ago
Heard lots of related jokes, never heard that one.