9 weeks agoWhy did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn`t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn`t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Freedom is not just another word, it is riding my harley down the road with the wind in my face.
9 weeks agoHahaha!
Freedom isn`t free. If you can read this, thank a Teacher. If it`s in ENGLISH, Thank a VET! The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.....
9 weeks agoI do still like that one.............