January 24, 2020
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo `Merry Christmas,` and on the inside of the other one they tattooed `Happy New Year.`" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can`t complain that there`s never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"