5 weeks agoAn old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I`m going to check your prostate today , but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, `99`.
The old guy obeys and says, "99".
The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, `99".
Again, the old guy says, `99`."
The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I`m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I`m going to hold on to your ***** to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, `99`.
The old guy begins, "One .... Two ... Three" â€¦