5 months agoOne night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. â€śWhat are you doing, Mommy?â€ť The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. â€śWell, sweetie, sometimes daddyâ€™s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.â€ť The little girl replies, â€śWell, mommy you really shouldnâ€™t bother with that.â€ť The mother has a confused look on her face, â€śWhy do you say that sweetheart?â€ť The little girl replies, â€śBecause mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up
Freedom is not just another word, it is riding my harley down the road with the wind in my face.
5 months agoLOL
Freedom isn`t free. If you can read this, thank a Teacher. If it`s in ENGLISH, Thank a VET! The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.....