4 weeks ago
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn`t gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she`d go out, but didn`t know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"
She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he`s not getting lucky that night.
The following night the same scenario. She`s standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ... except that he is wearing a black ******.
She looks at him and asks: "What`s with this... a black ******?"
He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."