10 weeks ago
BadBobby was on his first day on a ship and his superior is giving him the tour. They approached a room with a single 55 gallon barrel in the center of it.
â€śWhatâ€™s this?â€ť the young BB asked.
â€śOooh that. Well Sailor, we are out to sea for long periods of time and we have certain needs. So anytime you get the urge you just whip it out and stick it into the hole on the side of the barrel. Itâ€™ll take care of itself,â€ť His superior explained.
The still young BB said â€śWow! Thatâ€™s amazing! I can do that any time?â€ť
â€śYes, anytime... Oh, except Tuesday between 12-6,â€ť explained his Superior.â€ť
â€śWhy not Tuesday between 12-6?â€ť young BB asked...
His Superior looked at him and said... â€śWell, son, thatâ€™s your shift in the barrel.â€ť