July 2, 2015My bike leaks oil.
My bike leaks gas.
Sometimes it gets flooded,
and starting it is a pain in the ass.
The front end wobbles.
The brakes aren`t very good.
If I hadn`t been in such a hurry,
I would have built it like I should.
The rear shocks are too soft.
The new tire leaks air.
As long as it doesn`t blow out,
I really do not care.
The Main fuse blows at random,
I still can`t figure out why.
Sometimes when I sit at redlights,
The engine suddenly dies.
My neighbors hate me,
but they hate my bike more.
I see the their looks everyday,
and have since I rolled it out of my door.
In 10 years, we`ve never spoken.
Ask me if I care.
The only thing that makes me happy,
Is the wind blowing through my hair.
At the end of the day,
after all the work has been done.
I have to admit,
That it`s a Helluva lot of fun.
Motorcycles are wonderful!
A broken heart, they can mend.
When my day finally comes,
I`ll know I had a friend until the end.