April 27, 2017Little Johnny sees his daddy‚Äôs car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car, and sees daddy and aunt Jane sharing a ‚Äėpassionate moment.‚Äô
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
‚ÄúMommy, Mommy, I was at the playground and daddy and‚Ä¶.‚ÄĚ Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. ‚ÄúI was at the playground and I saw daddy‚Äôs car go into the woods with aunt Jane. I went to look and daddy was giving aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then daddy‚Ä¶‚ÄĚ
At this point, mommy cut him off and said, ‚ÄúJohnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for when we‚Äôre having dinner. I want to see the look on daddy‚Äôs face when you tell it tonight.‚ÄĚ
At the dinner table, mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
‚ÄúWell, I was at the playground, and I saw daddy‚Äôs car go into the woods with aunt Jane. I followed them to see what they were doing, and then I saw how daddy gave aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then aunt Jane helped daddy take off his pants, and then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing mommy and uncle Jodi used to do when daddy was in the Army.‚ÄĚ
Then mom fainted.
Mom really should have let him finish the story before she tried to get tricky!