June 28, 2017The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, â€śSince youâ€™ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.â€ť Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, â€śI want to hang out with God.â€ť St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, â€śHey, arenâ€™t you the inventor of woman?â€ť
God said, â€śAh, yes.â€ť
â€śWell,â€ť said Arthur, â€śprofessional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. Thereâ€™s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.4. The intake is placed ! way too close to the exhaust.5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous.â€ť
â€śHmmmm, you may have some good points there,â€ť replied God, â€śhold on.â€ť God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
â€śWell, it may be true that my invention is flawed,â€ť God said to Arthur, â€śbut according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.â€ť