9 weeks ago

While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside.

The biker began a conversation . . . .
Biker: “Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”
Farmer: “Dogs don’t talk.”
Biker: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “Doin’ alright.”
Farmer: Look of shock.
Biker: “Is this your owner?” pointing at the Farmer.
Dog: “Yep.”
Biker: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the river once a week to play.”
Farmer: Look of total disbelief.
Biker: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Farmer: “Horses don’t talk.”
Biker: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Farmer: Extreme look of shock.
Biker: “Is this your owner? ” pointing at the Farmer.
Horse: “Yessiree Bob.”
Biker: “How’s he treating you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.”
Farmer: Total look of utter amazement.
Biker: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Farmer: “The sheep is a liar.”