July 18, 2017While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside.
The biker began a conversation . . . .
Biker: â€śHey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?â€ť
Farmer: â€śDogs donâ€™t talk.â€ť
Biker: â€śHey dog, howâ€™s it going?â€ť
Dog: â€śDoinâ€™ alright.â€ť
Farmer: Look of shock.
Biker: â€śIs this your owner?â€ť pointing at the Farmer.
Biker: â€śHow does he treat you?â€ť
Dog: â€śReally well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the river once a week to play.â€ť
Farmer: Look of total disbelief.
Biker: â€śMind if I talk to your horse?â€ť
Farmer: â€śHorses donâ€™t talk.â€ť
Biker: â€śHey horse, howâ€™s it going?â€ť
Farmer: Extreme look of shock.
Biker: â€śIs this your owner? â€ť pointing at the Farmer.
Horse: â€śYessiree Bob.â€ť
Biker: â€śHowâ€™s he treating you?â€ť
Horse: â€śPretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.â€ť
Farmer: Total look of utter amazement.
Biker: â€śMind if I talk to your sheep?â€ť
Farmer: â€śThe sheep is a liar.â€ť