8 weeks agoWhile golfing, a senior gentleman accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon. A very attractive, young, female golfer, who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you OK?"
"Iâ€™m OK, thanks," he replied, as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart.
She said, "Come up to my villa, rest a while, and Iâ€™ll help you get the cart up later."
The old guy noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure.
"Thatâ€™s mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I donâ€™t think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on now!" she insisted. She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive. He was weak.
"Well, OK," he finally agreed.
After a couple of Scotch and sodas, he thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So Iâ€™d better go now."
"Donâ€™t be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for a while. Your wife wonâ€™t know anything. By the way, where is she?"
He replied, "Still under the cart, I suppose."